Coupon Code for November 2018

At, you can use this code to get $10 off any order of $100 or more:


It expires at the end of November 2018.

Hey look, we sell funny t-shirts alright? But so much more!

Every single design is fully customizable. Add your own text. Your own art. Upload an image.

Change the font. Change the colors. Make it bigger or smaller. Move it all around. Arch that text.

Or you know what? Don’t even customize one of our designs. Just start from scratch.

Make your own custom funny t-shirt by starting with a blank. It’s fun.

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The Size Of This Lad Sweatshirt

In Awe at the Size of this Lad: Shirts and Tanks for Absolute Units

If you’ve ever looked into the mirror and felt pure awe at the size of the lad standing before you, then perhaps you’ve come to the right place.

Are you an absolute unit? Do you know someone who is? Does their torso ever get cold?

Finally, a product to solve all of your problems. Actually, several products:

Absolute Unit Tees, Tanks, Hats, and Sweatshirts are now for sale at


A Bit of Background

The phrase first came to the public’s attention thanks to @mrreptoid’s tweet on Dec 13, 2017:



It was a series of photos showing the Queen of England getting into a car. He quickly concluded that this man should become King and we couldn’t agree more.



The meme started to spread when it was used by one of our favorite follows on twitter, David Roth:



Of course, you know David Roth’s work on Twitter thanks to his invention of “The Ratio”. When someone tweets badly, they will start to get many more replies than retweets or favs. The ratio will tend to resemble the batting statistics from baseball stars of yesteryear. For example, the Adam Dunn classic: a .198 batting average with 34 home runs and 83 RBI. That’s a bad tweet.

But today we’re talking about good tweets. In the case of David’s tweet above, he is using the Absolute Unit meme to call attention to one of the Koch children.

We don’t normally support being in awe at the size of this lad for purposes of mocking, but we can’t help but agree with David on this one.


In Conclusion

We love this meme and that’s why we made t-shirts.


The Size Of This Lad

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Beto O’Rourke in 2020: A Prediction from October 2018

It is October 25th, 2018.

Beto O’Rourke is making some incredible progress in Texas. But it’s Texas.

Demographic changes have some people thinking that Texas will eventually turn blue. But is it ready yet? I’m not sure. But I have a prediction.

Mark it down. Come back in two weeks to see if I’m right. Come back in two years to see if I’m really right.


Here goes:

Late at night on November 6th, Beto O’Rourke will take the stage to make a concession speech.

I hope he wins, but I think Texas is too red still.

Beto’s speech will sound something like this:

Thank you so much for your support. I’m sorry we couldn’t win this race.

In June, we were down 10 points.

In August, we were down 6 points.

In September, we were down just 3 points!

Today we lost by 1 point.

Imagine what we could have done with one more month.

Imagine what we could do with two more years.

**Pause while crowd gasps.**

This campaign is not ending tonight. I want to help Texas. To do that best, I think I need to help America.

This 2018 Senate Campaign is now a 2020 Presidential Campaign.

We’ve come this far. With another month, we would’ve won the senate. With another two years, we’ll win the White House.

Thank you.


If this happens, I will be thrilled. I’ve already started designing the t-shirts and hats. Beto, feel free to use any of these. We’re keeping it simple right now.

See all of our Beto Shirts, Tanks, and Hats here.

Do you recognize the frame? That’s from Friends, the one that goes around the peephole. Because we’re all friends here. We need to watch out for each other. Look through that peephole of politics, and open that door. The door to progress. Okay, that part is terrible. Beto, don’t use that writing. But do use any of the hypothetical speech above.

One more prediction: Beto wins in 2020.

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Make Custom Fantasy Baseball Shirts to Celebrate or Humiliate

Custom Bottom of the Fifth T-Shirt

Fantasy Baseball season is wrapping up! And you know what that means: time for the awards. First, the winner gets a t-shirt that he or she gets to wear for 12 full months.

It’s a great way to rub your victory in the face of those losers beneath you. The Fantasy Baseball season proves – definitively – who in your friend group is the most:

  • intelligent
  • dedicated
  • courageous
  • physically attractive

Ugly people just don’t lose at Fantasy Baseball and that is a fact.

Now, speaking of losers, we also make Fantasy Baseball Loser Shirts.

But just because all the winners are handsome, that doesn’t mean all the losers are ugly. But it’s possible, right? We have to be open minded here.

If you lost at Fantasy Baseball you might not be very attractive. But that’s where the t-shirts come in. They look great. If you wear one, you look great.

Well, you look like a loser, but a beautiful loser.

Our latest Fantasy Loser design says “The Favorite Inning of (Fantasy Team Name Here): the Bottom of the Fifth”.

It features artwork of a mostly empty bottle of liquor (a fifth, if you will) being poured out. Presumably, the booze is sliding into the mouth of a sad, lonely Fantasy Loser.

But remember: you only have to wear this for one full year. That’s the beauty of Fantasy. Next year you might be a winner. And better looking.

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Use code TOPUS for $4.00 off all orders of $40 or more! Expires 10/31/2018 at midnight eastern.

It’s officially Halloween season, ya’ll. Make your own scary t-shirt or tank top at

If you really want to scare the hell out of terrible, famous, old men this year, consider a t-shirt that’s just one giant iPhone screen that says “Incoming Call. Maybe: RONAN FARROW”.

Halloween is all about being as scary as possible, right? Well, that’s the scariest sight imaginable for all the worst people.

Shop at now.

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Funny Oktoberfest Shirts

Indulge With Funny Oktoberfest Shirts

It’s that time of year again and we don’t mean Christmas. Get ready to drink with the best of them with funny Oktoberfest shirts!

Oktoberfest is the world’s largest beer festival. It is held annually in Germany and lasts 16 to 18 days with over six million people that attend from all over the world. Unless you are die-hard beer enthusiast, chances are you will be participating in your local festivities. Cities all over the country do their best to replicate the authentic German festival so everyone has a chance to join in on the fun.  Brats, beer, or the vibrant culture – whatever you love most about Oktoberfest can be translated over to your designs.’s gallery is full of the funniest designs to get your drink on at Oktoberfest. Dancing bratwursts and beer puns? You name it, we’ve got it. Our no minimums and fantastic group discounts make it easy for you to buy matching shirts for you and your friends or that baby onesie for your little sauerkraut.

While we think our designs are hilarious on their own you can achieve the ultimate design by customizing it. It doesn’t matter if you’re attending the festival to drink all beer or eat every brat – put exactly your intentions on a shirt or hat. It’s that easy. All you have to do is choose your favorite design or style of shirt and then click the “start customizing this design” button. In the design center, click on the Add Art tab. See the category drop down menu there? Choose the Holiday & Seasonal category and then the Oktoberfest subcategory. In there you will find one of a kind Oktoberfest art that includes beer maids, boots, and even lederhosen.  From here you can create any Oktoberfest design and be as creative or simplistic as you want!

Heading to Oktoberfest this year? Share your funny Oktoberfest shirts with us via Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @funnyshirtsorg!

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Funniest Dog Shirts

The Funniest Dog Shirts For Dog Lovers

One of’s favorite days of the year is coming up and we can’t contain ourselves. National Dog Day is observed annually on August 26th and we all know that dogs are better than people. In reality though, this day was created to encourages dog ownership as well as adoption of all breeds, mixed and pure. Celebrate the love you have for your fur baby with the funniest dog shirts!

Everyone knows that dog lovers are the best kind of people. Creating the best selection of funniest dog shirts on the internet isn’t easy but our in-house design team was up to the challenge. They have created hundreds of humorous dog designs  on a wide range of apparel that will have you barking out loud. Every design in our gallery is ready for you to add that little extra something to make it as simple or intricate as you want. These designs are truly unique, downright hilarious and in our opinion, the best you while find online but you can customize them too!

Funniest Dog Shirts

Creating hilarious dog apparel is fast, fun, and easy with our one-of-a-kind design center. All you have to do is choose the design that wags your tail and customize it by swapping out the product color, font, art, and text. Have a specific design in mind? No worries. You can easily start from scratch with a blank item. You can even upload a picture of your best friend to wear when you’re not together or create matching designs with a custom doggie tank top. With no minimum quantities required for your order, nothing is stopping you from designing that perfect item for your best friend!

How do you plan on celebrating National Dog Day? Share your ideas and pictures with us via social on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @funnyshirtsorg!

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Laugh It Up With Funny Underwear For Men

It doesn’t matter if you’re surprising your significant other or sharing an inside joke with your best friend – custom underwear is a big hit. Which means that funny underwear is even better. Get ready for laughs galore with funny underwear for men.

Customized undies aren’t just for the ladies anymore! Have fun and customize a comfortable cotton classic as funny gift your buddies or fellas’s design one for yourself! They make great bottoms for around the house, the backyard, and the local pub. We kid but you get the picture.

Funny underwear is a great for any event and makes even better gift. offers two different styles of underwear for men:

Hanes Boxer Briefs

Our boxer briefs are soft, stretchable with a comfort flex waistband that doesn’t pinch or bind. Ultra-soft cotton knit that is pre-shrunk for a lasting fit.

Cotton Boxer Shorts

Our boxer shorts are a leader in spirit and lounge wear. Made with 100% cotton sheeting and covered elastic waistband – these will be a hit with any fella!

Don’t worry ladies, we’ve got plenty of options for you to choose from in our women’s underwear selection!

Want to have an extra laugh with your groomsmen on your big day? Or maybe surprise your significant other on your anniversary? Funny underwear for men is a unique way to make any occasion unforgettable. With our easy to use design center the user can take any design and switch it onto your favorite style and color of choice. Choose from one of our hilarious designs provided by our talented, in-house design team or start with a blank item.  These step-by-step instructions are simple to follow, but if you have any questions feel free to contact our Customer Service team.

Looking for more information on our design center? Check out our tutorial here.

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