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Fruit of the Loom Tee is now available at an incredible price! Made of an extremely soft cotton and double needle stitching throughout, this personalized tee was made to last. Better yet, with it being available in Misses Basic, Toddler Basic and Youth Basic, it's ideal for Group Orders. Get a tee for everyone!
5.0 oz, 100% pre-shrunk cotton jersey
Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/polyester blend
High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
Tear away label
Seamless 1x1 rib collar with two-needle cover-stitching on front neck
Two-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
PLEASE NOTE: White ink is not available for this item. If our art or your upload contains the color white, it will not print and be reflected as the color of the item
PLEASE NOTE: Designs printed on basic promo items will be a transparent print that allows the color of the garment to greatly show through, giving your design a vintage appearance.