Hey, what's old is new again. We had some pretty great unindicted co-conspirators back in the day. Namely, Richard Nixon. They were engaged in a conspiracy to defraud the United States, but they were not technically indicted. And now they're back. In Trump form. Let's make these guys great again. Just like Nixon! So, uh, let's hurry it up, Mueller. Speed is of the essence. Special Counsels gotta be quick, you know? The balance of global peace is at stake.