This is a parody of the old saying "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"... except that phrase used to refer to 5 PM. Which is to say, people are getting off work, going to the bar for happy hour, having a beer, etc. But in this case, it is much the opposite! This is much less fun and sometimes soul crushing! Because it is 5 AM in the dang morning, and you have to get up to feed a crying baby. That's why we laugh. We have to laugh so we don't also start crying.
Get the little ones in the game with this soft fine jersey football one-piece. Your little athlete will be the sportiest one in town in this outfit. We're not calling it a onesie anymore, we're calling it an infant football bodysuit!
NOTE: there is a seam stretching across the back shoulders of this item. We cannot decorate over the seam. Please do not position your design objects on top of the seam. As a Football-style bodysuit, this bodysuit is great for Name & Number designs. On the back, the name should be fully above the seam, and the number should be fully below it.
All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
All provided measurements are in inches
Body Width is measured 1" below the arm holes
What does 30 singles mean? A higher number means a finer thread resulting in a tighter weave and a softer, thinner shirt. A typical adult unisex t-shirt is 18 singles.