It's A 5am Feeding Somewhere

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Design Details
This is a parody of the old saying "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"... except that phrase used to refer to 5 PM. Which is to say, people are getting off work, going to the bar for happy hour, having a beer, etc. But in this case, it is much the opposite! This is much less fun and sometimes soul crushing! Because it is 5 AM in the dang morning, and you have to get up to feed a crying baby. That's why we laugh. We have to laugh so we don't also start crying.
Size Chart
Our customers tell us this product:
runs slightly large
  6 months 12 months 18 months 24 months
Body Width: 9 10 11 12
Body Length: 12.5 13.5 14.5 15.5
Product Details
Get the little ones in the game with this soft fine jersey football one-piece. Your little athlete will be the sportiest one in town in this outfit. We're not calling it a onesie anymore, we're calling it an infant football bodysuit!
  • 4.5 oz, 60/40 combed ringspun cotton/polyester blend
  • Soft 30 singles material
  • Contrast white stripes on sleeves
  • Coverstitch front and back yoke.
  • Double-needle hem sleeves and bottom
  • NOTE: there is a seam stretching across the back shoulders of this item. We cannot decorate over the seam. Please do not position your design objects on top of the seam. As a Football-style bodysuit, this bodysuit is great for Name & Number designs. On the back, the name should be fully above the seam, and the number should be fully below it.
Sizing Notes:
  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Body Width is measured 1" below the arm holes
  • What does 30 singles mean? A higher number means a finer thread resulting in a tighter weave and a softer, thinner shirt. A typical adult unisex t-shirt is 18 singles.
  • Need help to find the right size? See this video.
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