Hard to Kidnap
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
| Body Width: | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Body Length: | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 |
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Get ready for some colorful comfort in this robust cotton t-shirt from Fruit of the Loom. It is available in a spectrum of lively hues. Better yet, with it being available in Misses and Youth it's ideal for Group Orders! Get a tee for everyone!
- Midweight 5.0 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton
- High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
- Tear away label
- Seamless 1x1 rib collar with two-needle cover-stitching on front neck
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Ash is 98/2 cotton/poly blend
- Athletic Heather is 90/10 cotton/poly blend
- Two-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- Unisex
- All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
- All provided measurements are in inches
- Body Width is measured 1" below the arm holes
- Need help to find the right size? See this video.
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Some "doctors" will tell you that you need to lose "weight" to improve your overall "health". You know what's unhealthy? Having your wrists duct taped behind your bask as you bounce around on the floor of a windowless van. That's right. Not too many kidnap victims will tell you they are leading a happy and healthy life. That's why you have to gain weight. Put on those pounds. It makes you harder to kidnap, and that my friends, is what we call a "long term" plan for a "healthy" "life". Also, this shirt is available in sizes up to 5XL, so you know, that's good too.
Custom Text: FAT PEOPLE | ARE HARD | TO KIDNAP
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