Act Like a Turd

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Design Details
A wise man once said, if you are going to act like a turd, then please, go lie down in the lawn. Because that is where turds such as yourself belong. Not you reader. You are not a turd. Just the turd acting like a turd. I was using the royal turd, I mean, the royal "you".
Category: Offensive Shirts
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Product Details
Fruit of the Loom Tee is now available at an incredible price! Made of an extremely soft cotton and double needle stitching throughout, this personalized tee was made to last. Better yet, with it being available in Misses Basic, Toddler Basic and Youth Basic, it's ideal for Group Orders. Get a tee for everyone!
  • 5.0 oz, 100% pre-shrunk cotton jersey
  • Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/polyester blend
  • High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
  • Tear away label
  • Seamless 1x1 rib collar with two-needle cover-stitching on front neck
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Two-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • Unisex
  • PLEASE NOTE: White ink is not available for this item. If our art or your upload contains the color white, it will not print and be reflected as the color of the item
  • PLEASE NOTE: Designs printed on basic promo items will be a transparent print that allows the color of the garment to greatly show through, giving your design a vintage appearance.
This item qualifies for special group pricing.

Sizing and Material Notes:
  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Body Width is measured 1" below the arm holes
Sizing Tip:
  • To get an accurate size, your best bet is to find a like item you own and love at home, lay it flat, measure it in inches then match those measurements to the manufacturer's recommended Size Chart.
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