Christmas is a time to surround yourself with the warmth and love of your family. You know who can't do that? Jeffrey Epstein. Of course it sounds like he didn't really have a family because he was a terrible creep, but the point is this: he did not kill himself. And we can celebrate this fact with ugly-Xmas-sweater-style-graphics.
It's also a time to remind everyone you see that Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide. Clearly he was murdered. Maybe it was a conspiracy inside the Department of Justice or maybe it was from the outside. Now you can communicate this to the world in the form of a tacky Christmas sweater. In fact, you can customize this sweater to say whatever you want.