I Was Promised Punctual Trains

I Was Promised Punctual Trains

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Fruit of the Loom Tee is now available at an incredible price! Made of an extremely soft cotton and double needle stitching throughout, this personalized tee was made to last. Better yet, with it being available in Misses Basic, Toddler Basic and Youth Basic, it's ideal for Group Orders. Get a tee for everyone!
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I was told the trains would be running on time. This design is a mash-up of three things: 1) Milton (from Office Space) and his constant claim that "I was told..." while fearing for the safety of his red stapler. 2) Hitler's promise to make the trains run on-time, and the way this promise is often cited as an excuse for electing a total Nazi. 3) Trump's inability to even keep the government functioning at any level. It's been shut down for a month now and airports are starting to close. The rest of our transportation infrastructure is surely on the tipping point of collapse. The graphic is fun because it features the famous red stapler, and it kinda looks like a train, and it vaguely inspires thoughts of red hats.
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