Sliding low in your chair, she won't know that you're there, if you can hand it tomorrow you'll be alright! It's alright, cuz you're saved by the bell! Ok, first off, how would this ever fool any teacher? You can't see me, I'm sitting slightly lower than normal! This works really well if you are 9 months old and have no concept of physical presence. Anyway, this also makes for a great parody t-shirt, right? Your softball team would totally love it.