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Hi Dilated, I'm Dad

Designed By: Dad Joke Shirts
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Design Details
Okay, this is part two in our ongoing series of "a Dad is about to be born and is already making hilarious Dad jokes he is going to be a good Dad". See the entire series by clicking on the hi-pregnant tag. You see, some might consider his Dad joke illegitimate, if he is not an official Dad. But once his child is born, well, all bets are off. The jokes are not legitimate and locked and loaded.
Category: Wordplay Shirts
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Body Width: 18 20 22 24 26 28
Body Length: 27 29.5 31.5 32.5 33.5 34.5
Sleeve Length: 26.5 27 28 30 31 32
Product Details
Pefect for team uniforms, this two-tone baseball shirt is made of 100% cotton and features Champion branding.
  • 6.1 oz, 100% cotton
  • Contrast-color raglan sleeves
  • Locker patch on shirt tail
Sizing Notes:
  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Body Width is measured 1" below the arm holes
  • Sleeve Length is measured from the center back of the neck down to the end of the sleeve
  • Need help to find the right size? See this video.
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